Drinks

The Angry Somm

The Jezza:

2 Parts Potato Vodka

1 Part Creme de Violet

1 Part Absinthe

Have it work at the BBC for a quarter century.

Then make it quit and work for Amazon.

Season with Bitters.

Set fire to it.

Have Richard and James periodically yell at it.

And serve over broken glass, garnished with an Alfa Romeo badge.

Doug F

Mine would be a take on the Zombie. Called the Bloody Zombie.

White rum

Golden rum

Blackberry brandy

Grenadine

And a couple bing cherries.

And 151 rum floated on top.

Will Lee

I’ve been making what I call the “Pay Per Word”. It’s a cross between a paper plane and a last word:

1.5 oz gin

.75 oz Amaro

.75 oz Aperol

.75 oz green chartreuse

.75 oz lemon juice

Valentina Testa

The witch's Joke:

2 part Tequila

2 part Eldflowers Syrup

1 Selz

1 lime

Ice

I called it that because it is sweet and you drink well, but then the tequila stuns you 😈

The Angry Somm

I make a Whiskey Sour with Cognac, and call it a Royale Sour. A variation to that is the Royal Hamster, were you use all the same ingredients, but shake vigorously using a million dollar EV hyper-car, and serve it garnished with a Gin & Tonic 😅