Angry Mama will clean house (well, your microwave)
The Author is in a dreadful mood, we all need to concentrate more on cleaning...
Due to some professionally diagnosed mental issues, I honestly do not go out looking for bad news. It isn't good for me. But if I am whacked over the head with something, I will then start seeking information. I (along with everyone else) am about to lose everything I have because the markets are freaking out about the Coronavirus, and when I took a look around on what the American response has been lately? "By gawd, we're 'Murrican! We're ain't gonna stay home in kworrunteen because the gubbmint tells us to!"
And, that's just our President. Imagine what everyone else is up to?
Anyway, another thing we freedum-luvvin 'Murricans never like to do is to cover our microwavables. When we don't, and the food splatters, we don't clean up after ourselves. "Ain't my fault".
All I know is, that isn't going to make Mama happy. In fact, it makes her Angry.
the Angry Mama microwave cleaning tool
This is the Angry Mama, and what you do is fill her with some water and a bit of white vinegar, put her in a filthy microwave, and run it for 7 minutes.
the Angry Mama in her element
The water/vinegar solution heats up, and steams all the yuk loose from the walls of the microwave over. A wipe with a clean cloth, and your microwave is cleaned up to where it ought to be.
Angry Mama even has a friend, Chilly Mama, both fighting against stupid people responsible for food yuk:
Chilly Mama, standing alongside Angry Mama in the name of law, order, and cleanliness in YOUR kitchen
You fill Chilly Mama with baking soda and stash her in the fridge. She soaks up odors from your smelly, uncovered, overripe foods.
What a day, what a life, when my only hero is a silicone caricature with arms akimbo. God bless us all.
Now please go out and buy yourself an Angry Mama, or you'll have an angry Rob to deal with too.