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Angry Mama will clean house (well, your microwave)

The Author is in a dreadful mood, we all need to concentrate more on cleaning...

32w ago

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Due to some professionally diagnosed mental issues, I honestly do not go out looking for bad news. It isn't good for me. But if I am whacked over the head with something, I will then start seeking information. I (along with everyone else) am about to lose everything I have because the markets are freaking out about the Coronavirus, and when I took a look around on what the American response has been lately? "By gawd, we're 'Murrican! We're ain't gonna stay home in kworrunteen because the gubbmint tells us to!"

And, that's just our President. Imagine what everyone else is up to?

Anyway, another thing we freedum-luvvin 'Murricans never like to do is to cover our microwavables. When we don't, and the food splatters, we don't clean up after ourselves. "Ain't my fault".

All I know is, that isn't going to make Mama happy. In fact, it makes her Angry.

the Angry Mama microwave cleaning tool

the Angry Mama microwave cleaning tool

This is the Angry Mama, and what you do is fill her with some water and a bit of white vinegar, put her in a filthy microwave, and run it for 7 minutes.

the Angry Mama in her element

the Angry Mama in her element

The water/vinegar solution heats up, and steams all the yuk loose from the walls of the microwave over. A wipe with a clean cloth, and your microwave is cleaned up to where it ought to be.

Angry Mama even has a friend, Chilly Mama, both fighting against stupid people responsible for food yuk:

Chilly Mama, standing alongside Angry Mama in the name of law, order, and cleanliness in YOUR kitchen

Chilly Mama, standing alongside Angry Mama in the name of law, order, and cleanliness in YOUR kitchen

You fill Chilly Mama with baking soda and stash her in the fridge. She soaks up odors from your smelly, uncovered, overripe foods.

What a day, what a life, when my only hero is a silicone caricature with arms akimbo. God bless us all.

Now please go out and buy yourself an Angry Mama, or you'll have an angry Rob to deal with too.

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Comments (11)

  • That's so cute! I need one for my fridge.

      7 months ago
    • I just noticed the one Angry Mama in the microwave had a side part, while the rest of them had a center part. The side part Mama looks even meaner IMO

        7 months ago
  • Reminds me of Yo Mama jokes which could now be Yo Angry Mama jokes. Yo angry mama is so strict, she wants you home before, during, and after dark.

      7 months ago
  • Cute! Anyway much cuter than my option of just putting it in any microwaveable cup close at hand.

      7 months ago
  • None of this would have happened or been necessary if you'd just bought a microwave dish cover.

      7 months ago
  • Considering that the covid 19 can be defeated by washing and keeping clean, why panic? Its clearly been overblown and the reaction is worse than the actual illness.

      7 months ago
    • This is nothing really special, but a much more attractive option than leaving an open box in my fridge.

        7 months ago
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