- The Burger King Moldy Whopper ad campaign is real, and it is spectacular!

Burger King Advertises Moldy Whoppers

Proving the point that their food lacks artificial preservatives, which is good

31w ago

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In response, no doubt, to the mope that ate year old McDonald's that he buried in his back yard, Burger King is starting their own offbeat campaign. Namely, showing extreme close up photos of a Whopper that had allegedly been allowed to sit idly for a month.

THAT'S BEEN SHOPPED!!

THAT'S BEEN SHOPPED!!

This apparently proves that BK doesn't use artifical preservatives. So the shelf life of a Whopper is measured in minutes, not years, as it should be. The thirty-day view reminds me of the NASA renderings of the interior moons of Jupiter. Each blue pixel represents a gushing geyser of liquid sulfuric acid, or something.

I'm not going to great graphic detail today because it is all over both regular news as well as advertising & marketing media. But remember how recently I figured that Burger King was the Prince Harry of fast-food burgers? They do what they think is best, hope that the cool people will catch what they're throwing, and give zero f*cks about everyone else.

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Comments (9)

  • Ewww not wanting a whopper or a big mac so it doesn't matter.

      7 months ago
  • there's a time lapse video around that actually 'shows' the Whopper aging poorly

      7 months ago
  • Gross!

      7 months ago
  • As a scientist I’d love to properly investigate that. I recall some time ago a YouTube video of a Big Mac that’s been hung in a tub of HydroChloric acid (stomach acid) and it hasn’t done as much damage as hypothesised!

      7 months ago
    • Might not want to leave a random sandwich experiment laying around the kitchen...

        7 months ago
    • Studio apartment, do what I like m8

        7 months ago
  • I choose BK over McD's but Hardees over any fast burger for on the run food

      7 months ago
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