Clarkson’s Farm is facing yet another problem: swingers
Yes, you read that right
Jeremy Clarkson regularly talks about the trials and tribulations of his farm in his column for The Sunday Times. However, the latest problem has absolutely nothing to do with farming whatsoever: his farm had been targeted by swingers.
Yes, you read that right. Swingers have been using Clarkson’s Farm for… well, you can imagine what for – for the past few weeks because they managed to sneak in without triggering any alarms.
According to The Daily Star, exhibitionists have been sharing messages on a members-only sex site and making arrangements to meet on Jeremy’s land.
“Sneaked into Clarkson’s farm the other week and did it on a tractor. Looking for local couples or single fems to join us,” one member wrote. Other users on the site shared similar messages: “I’m up for a meet and I’m a local to you. The security at this farm is Diddly Squat (see what I did there?) So I’d love to join you guys.”
Some swingers are reportedly targeting celebrity-owned land and buildings on purpose, for fun, and it seems there’s an entire section on the website dedicated to ’farm orgies’. Ah.