Clarkson’s Farm is facing yet another problem: swingers

Yes, you read that right

Jeremy Clarkson regularly talks about the trials and tribulations of his farm in his column for The Sunday Times. However, the latest problem has absolutely nothing to do with farming whatsoever: his farm had been targeted by swingers.

Yes, you read that right. Swingers have been using Clarkson’s Farm for… well, you can imagine what for – for the past few weeks because they managed to sneak in without triggering any alarms.

According to The Daily Star, exhibitionists have been sharing messages on a members-only sex site and making arrangements to meet on Jeremy’s land.

“Sneaked into Clarkson’s farm the other week and did it on a tractor. Looking for local couples or single fems to join us,” one member wrote. Other users on the site shared similar messages: “I’m up for a meet and I’m a local to you. The security at this farm is Diddly Squat (see what I did there?) So I’d love to join you guys.”

Some swingers are reportedly targeting celebrity-owned land and buildings on purpose, for fun, and it seems there’s an entire section on the website dedicated to ’farm orgies’. Ah.

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Comments (9)

  • There are places out here where such behavior could result in a butt full of buckshot.

      1 month ago
  • I want a group of doggers to turn up in a couple of Dacia Joggers next

      1 month ago
  • Not saying a word 🤣😂

      1 month ago
  • Another moment where I should keep my mouth shut with comments 😂

      1 month ago
    • Probably a moment when I should have kept my comment to myself! 😂

        1 month ago
  • Jesus wept, Clarkson overran by doggers 😂😂😂😂😂

      1 month ago