Clearly no-one at Kellogg's uses Google, as company releases blue waffle

Me, internally: How do I approach this sensibly and maturely? I can't? It's a horrendous design decision marred by a misspent youth on the computer. Well, you've got to write something!

Why is Kellogg's releasing a blue coloured waffle so problematic? Well, "blue waffle" is an old internet gag. It was slang, and hugely incorrect I must add, for a sexually transmitted disease that affected the genital region of women. It would present as a number of sores and with a blue-ish discolouration of the tissue. This fake STD was known as "blue waffle". The joke started when people would send images of the breakfast food coloured blue with the challenge of "bet you can't find me on google images" prompting the recipient to search for images of "blue waffle" only to be greeted by a webpage of fictional infections. And so this early meme spread like the fake STD it is and became a visually repulsive gag.

So that is why when Kellogg's came out with the Mermaid Waffles, everyone was in fits of childish giggles. The innocent raspberry flavoured breakfast treat was a blue waffle. Someone in market research failed to spot this unfortunate crossover and the product was put into circulation.

I'm sorry if this has been one of my more adult and restrained articles, but I can't just say "hah! They made a waffle like a diseased..."

Editor: I think we'll leave it there.

What unfortunately named foods can you think of?

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