Confession Time: I Did a Horrible Thing

It's not just that I hid treats from my wife, it's where I did it...

7w ago
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I absolutely love pork products like bacon and pork roll (a New Jersey staple). I grew up with this stuff! My wife on the other hand? Well, my beautiful wife is Jewish, and doesn't eat pork. But I'll tell you something she does manage to eat a lot of...

...CHOCOLATE!!!!

This is one of my wife's chocolate stashes!

This is one of my wife's chocolate stashes!

My wife, all 5'3" and 90 lbs. of her, absolutely LOVES her chocolate. And if there is some sort of chocolate that I happen to like that comes into the house, I have to get it while I can! Well, I had decided to take a different tactic on enjoying some of the chocolate that I like, and I got caught!

You see, I hid the chocolate under food I knew she wouldn't eat. I hid the chocolate under my pork products. And it worked, for a little bit! Until one day, I got home from work, and there was a very cross Stacey. She had discovered my stash while she was digging through the 'fridge looking for something over her lunch break.

The scene of my crime.

The scene of my crime.

And the instrument of my crime.

And the instrument of my crime.

It worked for a little while, but eventually I got caught!

It worked for a little while, but eventually I got caught!

I'm a horrible husband! HAHAHAHA! But I got my favorite chocolates for a little while. :D

Have you ever hidden your favorite foods from a spouse or significant other?

Surely I'm not the only one whose played at these shenanigans! :D

In all fairness though, I found out she had hidden candy from me in the laundry room because she knew I'd never go in there...

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Comments (21)

  • Ahahahahaha, how terribly wicked. Though it reminds me of my grandma hiding chocolates from my grandfather in the vegetable drawer. Something we were all onboard for - he would reprehensibly eat chocolate destined for us.

      1 month ago
  • It appears you need a new hiding Spot.

      1 month ago
  • You are not the only one 😅. I had a secret stash of tea and sweets. All mine 🥺. My husband later found out my stash, so I need a new secret location 🤔

      1 month ago
  • I have no spouse or significant other, so all the chocolate is for me 😁

      1 month ago
  • I read this twice and as a 5'2" person who has to hide their sweets from a midnight muncher. I think you need to leave some sweets out to act as decoys. But be prepared to grovel or plead the 5th if caught.......

      1 month ago
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