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Emergency store cupboard pasta bake recipe

Mugshots and Doritos are brilliant survival food... because they last forever

1y ago

When there's once again nothing in the cupboard save five sachets of Mugshot pasta and half a packet of Doritos your nephew left on the floor the day before, grab what little cheese you find in the fridge and get to work.

Scummy Pasta Bake

Made from stuff!

Prep time5min
Cook time20min
Total time25min


  • 5 Sachets of Mugshot Pasta
  • 100g of Doritos
  • Some grated Mozzarella and/or Cheddar


  1. Empty Mugshots into pasta dish and add boiling water then leave for 5 mins to soak.
  2. Place Doritos on top of pasta.
  3. Cover with grated cheese and put into oven at 180 for 20mins
  4. Serve to those brave enough.

Recipe Notes

This pasta bake is surprisingly good, and in a time where we may need to start improvising in the kitchen at an extreme level, this may come in handy.

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Comments (6)

  • This is like the cup noodles you bought in bulk and made up and served at your dinner party 💁‍♂️

      1 year ago
  • Get yourself some 1970s army comp rations, you'll love them.

      1 year ago
  • I'll just have the doritos please ha ha

      1 year ago
  • This is outstanding

      1 year ago
  • Someone changed the title, not complaining it's far better.

    Thanks Skynet 👍🤣😉

      1 year ago