Ending the 'Create a dish and name it after a FoodTriber Challenge' with the DOUG MCDOUGFACE

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I am always ensnared by my own FoodTribe challenges - which isn't exactly fair, because while the good people of this app are widely adept in the kitchen, I'm here afraid of the spitting oil and wanting to eat the stock cubes.

Hence, I hope you're going to give my entry to the CREATE A DISH AND NAME IT AFTER A FOODTRIBER challenge at least a B for effort - and actually, a B in general, because it's an impressively good bad burger.

In honour of FoodTribe's eminent Doug F, I opened UberEats and ordered his two of his favourite foods, a Triple BigMac and 10 McNuggets with Sweet n Sour.

When it arrived, I skewered the McNuggets, harpooned it through the Triple Mac's dirty great heart, and drizzled some of the delicate Sweet & Sour over it all, with two enticing McNuggets that wouldn't fit, 'on the side'.

I have been thinking deeply about how I could concoct some analogy, make this glorious creation a kind of metaphor for the glorious FoodTribe personality that is Doug F. There was something in Sweet and Sour, for sure. The skewer was going to represent his supportiveness, or something. But tragically, it didn't support anything, and shortly after these hasty pics - the DOUG MCDOUGFACE collapsed.

Still, what a burger. What a man.

FOODTRIBE'S 'CREATE A DISH AND NAME IT AFTER A FOODTRIBER' CHALLENGE CLOSED! STAY TUNED FOR THE ROUNDUP POST WHERE Y'ALL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO AWARD THE DOUG MCDOUGFACE VICTORY

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Comments (41)

  • Hahaha very nice! The presentation definitely takes A+

      1 month ago
  • What a gorgeously half assed, original, and modern take on a classic. You should enter this in an exhibit at the Tate Modern and name it โ€œskewered: a love story of a burger and itโ€™s nuggetsโ€

      1 month ago
  • please inspire John more often. He shared the whole burger with me๐Ÿ˜„

      1 month ago
    • That's because it had gone cold.

        1 month ago
    • I am trying to inspire him to avoid McDonald's.

      Sir Juicy was you trying to poison your sister?

        1 month ago
  • Haha, this was great! You deserve an A for creativity and sustainability, a C for engineering because the mc nugget tower collapsed. Although it is a McDonald's ๐Ÿ”, I am sure Doug will appreciate it ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘.

      1 month ago
  • I am both disturbed and disgusted as well as honored, flattered and feel loved. Just like tofu smoothie, I love the irony of it. I do love the the name though.

    I greatly appreciate the thought and the kindness. It warms my heart and soul more than it turns my stomach.

    Thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š

      1 month ago
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