Ending the 'Create a dish and name it after a FoodTriber Challenge' with the DOUG MCDOUGFACE
Delicious and crispy
I am always ensnared by my own FoodTribe challenges - which isn't exactly fair, because while the good people of this app are widely adept in the kitchen, I'm here afraid of the spitting oil and wanting to eat the stock cubes.
Hence, I hope you're going to give my entry to the CREATE A DISH AND NAME IT AFTER A FOODTRIBER challenge at least a B for effort - and actually, a B in general, because it's an impressively good bad burger.
In honour of FoodTribe's eminent Doug F, I opened UberEats and ordered his two of his favourite foods, a Triple BigMac and 10 McNuggets with Sweet n Sour.
When it arrived, I skewered the McNuggets, harpooned it through the Triple Mac's dirty great heart, and drizzled some of the delicate Sweet & Sour over it all, with two enticing McNuggets that wouldn't fit, 'on the side'.
I have been thinking deeply about how I could concoct some analogy, make this glorious creation a kind of metaphor for the glorious FoodTribe personality that is Doug F. There was something in Sweet and Sour, for sure. The skewer was going to represent his supportiveness, or something. But tragically, it didn't support anything, and shortly after these hasty pics - the DOUG MCDOUGFACE collapsed.
Still, what a burger. What a man.