Fight breaks out over new chicken sandwich at Popeyes
Simply the only reasonable explanation for what your about to see is that Chickens everywhere have taken up arms in a diabolical plot against the human race. Recently Popeyes released a new chicken sandwich. Like any new chicken sandwich release there were long lines for those who wished to order one. Miss Gigi Drummund happened to have her phone last night at one such line and what she filmed was simply remarkable. Well the viral video speaks for itself.
Yes I've seen this sort of thing before you might say. Stay with me here!
Since the release of the new chicken sandwich at Popeyes just scroll through some the reports from around the county.
Texas man Brandishing a gun in pursuit of chicken sandwich
Tennessee customer files lawsuit against running out of the sandwich
Woman in Maryland killed in a fight linked to the sandwich
Your starting to see a pattern here right? The only reasonable conclusion I can come to is that the chickens have indeed finally risen up. Maybe it's poor conditions or anxiety over their inevitable fate. I've put together this fun chicken apocalypse to make fun of the degradation of humanity but it's really not all that funny what this world is coming to.