Here are 7 of my favourite food jokes

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Those of you who know me will be aware that I like silly jokes. This is childish to a lot of people but I don't care because some of these are crackers but can also be a bit cheesy. If you think that was 'brat', then you're in for a treat as it gets much 'wurst'.

1.

Why did the Baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded (needed) a poo.

2.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

3.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

4.

What kind of apples grow on trees?

All of them.

5.

How do you know if a clock is still hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

6.

What does doctor who eat with his lasagne?

Dalek bread.

7.

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.

What is your best food-related joke?

Let me know in the comments!

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