I suck at cooking

Do you suck harder?

1y ago

There it is I said it. I suck at cooking. I am so bad at it that I probably would not be able to save my life if I had to cook myself. I also might do something self-destructive if I have to cook for myself.

Anyways on Friday morning, I decide to make tea and breakfast for myself and my wife. We forgot to switch on the dishwasher last night, so the no fresh pot to make my chai in.

I found another pot which I have no practice using. I let the tea boil and start browsing FoodTribe on my phone. Little did I realize that in this pot, when the tea boils, it is not designed to contain the tea. In my other pot, when the tea comes to a boil, it somehow is designed to hold it without spilling over. Anyways I spilt the tea all over the place.

Also, I got the measurements wrong so not only is it too watery it also has no flavour.

I used a new iron skillet to make a cheese grill and what do you know this thing heats up so much quicker than the regular non-stick ones. I ended burning my cheese grill as well. The cheese had not even begun to melt.

I am a clumsy person by nature and have butterfingers. This, for me, is more often than not. How many times do you fail at cooking?

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Comments (25)

  • Your not too bad, I have at least destroyed three pots already by just trying to make rice. Lol!

      1 year ago
    • Brave girl. I wouldn’t even have attempted it.

        1 year ago
    • Here's how my mother taught me to do it. You need rice, water, salt and a pot. Put rice into the pot, then add twice the amount of water by volume, e.g. one cup of rice, two cups of water. Add some salt. Then put the pot on low heat (my plates can be...

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        1 year ago
  • That's not too bad😊 I burned hot chocolate recently lol before that, had a glass Pyrex dish explode and shatter all over the kitchen (along with it's contents of cooked chicken breast) because I accidentally placed it on a stove top burner that was on. The joys of cooking😁

      1 year ago
    • I am 🏃‍♀️ away from your kitchen. Then I am good looks like. However I’ll keep my hands to myself. Jokes apart I hope all okay in your kitchen now.

        1 year ago
    • Haha oh yes all is okay now. The exploding Pyrex was years ago and I've since learned my lesson 😊

        1 year ago
  • Hahahah I’ll forget i kept the rice on the stove 🤣

      1 year ago
  • Points for trying though.

      1 year ago
  • Uhmm well... Could have been worse... 😂

      1 year ago