So, here it is: Bank Holiday weekend. Back in the olden days, come 5 o'clock we'd be holed up in any old pub with a garden, commencing celebratory drinking procedures – maybe even touching each other – in our pre-Coronavirus naïveté.
And now? Well, the booze remains – but other than that, the long weekend is in danger of merging in with the rest of these directionless lockdown days.
So, to help spread some Easter cheer, I've put together this list of the most entertaining foodie musings served up by Twitter this week. Grab a pack of Mini Eggs and have a read.
The power of the pharaohs was summoned... and manifested in bread
We were united in our longing for simpler times
Some of us started to channel renowned b*****d Grandpa Joe
The world's beigest sandwich™ was born, and may have been illegal
A Hoover went feral and stole someone's egg
Government-approved supermarket trips were put to excellent use
The passé 12-hour clock got a much-needed upgrade
We were blessed with this cheesy, pickly James May earworm
An important public service announcement made the rounds
Ina Garten decanted a GIANT cocktail into one big-ass glass. And we were jel.
A little girl demonstrated proper etiquette in the face of lockdown food
All sensible (and stupid) bids were accepted
And spicy sausage slices became the new official currency
Seen any other foodie nonsense in the Twitter realm recently? Share it below!
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Comments (12)
That little girl is me, eating oysters.
I'm Ina Garten drinking an entire punchbowl 🥴
Don't listen to the 'swallow 'em whole' people.
Vacuum cleaner and James May remix 😄
Hahaha the vacuum cleaner is gold 😂
Haha true 👍
What's your favourite foodie tweet of the week? @tribe
The girl with the vacuum cleaner is special- the little girl would find the right words to this stupidity 😂