I've earned myself another glass of Lambrusco (sneakerheads beware)

I'm a hardcore sneakerhead. There, I've said it. So that means I spend a considerable and unreasonable amount of time cleaning my sneakers (or trainers) and since I'm quite happy with the result with my Stan Smiths, I've decided that I've earned myself another glass of Lambrusco for the hard work I've put in to get all them shiny, yo. Cheers. Anybody else obsessed with sneakers? Not really food-related, I know, but still, it'd be nice to know. Have a nice day!