I've invented a brilliant beige sandwich – but I need a name for it

I think this quarantine malarkey is already sending me a little crazy. My girlfriend and I have a cupboard full of delights to eat, but last night we just wanted something well… beige. And in the process of finding the most beige thing possible, we've invented something wonderful. And I need you to tell me what we should name this creation. Leave your comments below.

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