Let’s celebrate pina colada Fanta
Pina colada-flavoured Fanta is out now!
February 10th 2020 will be another remarkable day in the history books. Not because of politics, heroics or a picture of a cute dog receiving 200 million likes on Twitter, but because of another invention that has furthered mankind’s ambition to live in a fully sophisticated society.
The pina colada cocktail epitomises elegance, making people feel like members of the aristocracy when really they’re sat in a Wetherspoons pub at eleven o’clock on a Wednesday morning.
From 10th February, Fanta’s new pina colada flavour will be hitting the shelves, allowing people to binge drink without pushing them over the drink-drive limit. Mixing pineapple and coconut in an exquisite blend, it’s highly likely that Fanta have created a drink even more refreshing than their own lemon variety.
Since Fanta has got such a knack for manufacturing faultless drinks (I pour orange Fanta on my cereal and shower in Fruit Twist) I cannot wait to start sampling this guaranteed delight. I might even add a little spirit into the mix, just to generate some realism.
If only it had come out in time for Dry January (remember that?)