I hate picnics, but if I must - a bottle of sparkling, with one extra glass because one always gets broken at a picnic, a platter with MANY CHEESES and chilli-stuffed olives and salami, some Turkish Delight, and a peace offering of Ribena for the inevitable wasps
Was at the park once with some friend and I was hungry as hell but didn’t have food.
So one of my friends spent a few minutes tapping random stuff on her phone... I had no idea what she was doing but then half an hour later, a bloke came over with some food.
I’m not too sure how I had not realised this before but YOU CAN GET FOOD DELIVERED TO PARKS. So ye, that’s a good picnic for me as cooking is out of the question purely because I’m useless in the kitchen.
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I hate picnics, but if I must - a bottle of sparkling, with one extra glass because one always gets broken at a picnic, a platter with MANY CHEESES and chilli-stuffed olives and salami, some Turkish Delight, and a peace offering of Ribena for the inevitable wasps
I take two away because you hate picnics, so it's a 3.
LOOK I WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL
Hmmm I think I'm going with fried chicken, pasta salad and lemonade
The pasta salad sounds a little out of place, 4/5
I'm yeeting the pasta salad at the birds, but 4.8/5 for the rest
Mine has to be a nice double cheese burger, fries and a milkshake.
Sir Juicy McDonald's does not count as nice.
Hmm, 4/5
I will take that🙂
Was at the park once with some friend and I was hungry as hell but didn’t have food.
So one of my friends spent a few minutes tapping random stuff on her phone... I had no idea what she was doing but then half an hour later, a bloke came over with some food.
I’m not too sure how I had not realised this before but YOU CAN GET FOOD DELIVERED TO PARKS. So ye, that’s a good picnic for me as cooking is out of the question purely because I’m useless in the kitchen.
5/5 for the app. Epic stuff
5/5, anything that saves cooking is a great idea
Now that I’ve discovered you can get food delivered to parks there’s no other option for a picnic
That's no fun. 3/5
But at least it doesn’t involve cooking 😂