Personality quiz: Which pizza are you?

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How do you feel about cheese?

  • It's the greatest foodstuff out there
  • MORE CHEEZE PLEAZE
  • Yehhh it's cheese. Fine
  • It gives you weird dreams
  • If it's in a cake... then yes please

It’s the weekend. What are you up to?

  • Off to the cinema with a big bag of pick n mix
  • Going to a stand-up comedy gig
  • Just gonna hang out, by myself, doing some stuff and things…
  • Salsa dancing
  • Might go to a restaurant or bar
  • Have a crazy night out with friends

What do you dip your pizza crusts in?

  • Ketchup
  • Garlic mayo
  • Ranch
  • Raspberry coulis
  • Baked beans
  • Nothing, pizza is perfect as it is

You’re in a bar and someone spills a drink on you, what do you do?

  • Apologise to them, it was probably your fault
  • Make a scene and get a new drink off them
  • Stick a cocktail umbrella in your hair – you’re a human Pina Colada now
  • Accept the drink spiller’s apology
  • Have a laugh about it. That’s how you met your best friend
  • Do a weird dance to try to dry off

When do you eat pizza?

  • When DON’T I like to eat pizza?!
  • Well, it’s the perfect hangover cure
  • When I’ve got friends round
  • Friday night treat
  • In bed
  • While sat in my treehouse

Where’s your next holiday going to be?

  • Italy
  • Trying to book a spot on Elon’s Mars mission…
  • Hawaii
  • Brazil
  • Madagascar
  • Atlantis

How do you feel about cold pizza?

  • Ew, ew, ew
  • It’s even better than when it’s hot
  • I can tolerate it
  • I have memorised the perfect reheating methods to ensure this never has to happen
  • It just means you can eat it for breakfast
  • It goes with my cold heart

If you could learn a new skill, what would it be?

  • I’ve always wanted to dance the Merengue
  • Singing with my mouth closed
  • Balloon animal making
  • Making really small versions of things
  • Stacking apples into really tall towers
  • Play piano… upside down

Which of these films with pizza in is your favourite?

  • Mystic Pizza
  • Deadpool
  • Saturday Night Fever
  • Eat Pray Love
  • Wayne's World
  • Toy Story 2

What’s the best way to cook a pizza?

  • Using a pizza oven
  • Get someone else to do it
  • Frying pan
  • On the barbecue
  • In the oven
  • On the roof in the sunshine

Which of these is the best pizza fact?

  • The US eats 350 slices of pizza every second
  • The most expensive pizza in the world costs $12,000
  • The world’s biggest pizza had a total surface area of 13,580.28 ft-squared
  • A pizza was delivered to the space station
  • Bill Murray and Jean Claude Van Damme both worked at pizza restaurants
  • Italian researchers claim eating pizza regularly can reduce the risk of developing certain cancers

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