Quiz: How likely is your kitchen to burn down?

19w ago

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Are you vegan, vegetarian, or a lover of meat?

  • Vegan
  • Vegetarian
  • A lover of meat

Which appliance do you use the most?

  • The oven
  • The stove
  • The deep fryer
  • The toaster
  • The Nutribullet. I smoothie my way through the day

How much bench space do you have?

  • Not enough, I always find myself sweeping dishes onto the floor
  • I dream of more, but I've got enough
  • Plenty. I'm thinking about turning half of it into a bowling alley

A fire breaks out on the stovetop! What do you immediately do?

  • Grab a jug of water and douse the thing
  • Snatch out the fire blanket from underneath the sink and cover it, then use the fire extinguisher
  • Pretend I was going for flambe all along

When cooking, do you...

  • Clean as you go
  • Save everything for the end. Art is happening, and besides, dishes don't go cold

What fire fighting tools does your kitchen have?

  • An extinguisher, smoke detector, fire blanket
  • A smoke detector
  • My wits. Prevention is better than cure

Two yes or no questions. Honestly, would your friends describe you as a serial burner of food?

  • Umm
  • I often forget stuff, but I'm not serial
  • Nope. I tend to be pretty involved in the cooking process
  • I've given them food poisoning, but never burnt anything

And has your kitchen ever had a fire in it before, intentional or otherwise?

  • No
  • Well, yes

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Comments (98)

  • You're safe. You even blow out the scented candle when you go to the loo

      4 months ago
  • Hahahaha! I flambeed something a couple of weeks ago and it was a spectacular show, so I thought. My wife wasn't impressed, however. 🤣

      4 months ago
    • Men are meant to make fire. It's like when my mum sees my dad with the Mortein flamethrower dealing with spider eggs, out the kitchen window. It has set a bush on fire, I'll be honest.

        4 months ago
    • Flamethrowers are great for de-icing walkways. Don't ask me how I know.

        4 months ago
  • You're safe. You even blow out the scented candle when you go to the loo

      4 months ago
  • You're safe. You even blow out the scented candle when you go to the loo

      4 months ago
  • Your kitchen is probably on fire right now

      4 months ago
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