Deciding which Nando's spice level represents you best as a person is about far more than what your taste buds desire. This quiz will determine which spicy sauce is truly right for you, through a complex and well-considered set of questions...
Someone gives you a gift you don't like. What do you do?
Graciously accept, try to convince yourself you like it
Graciously accept, then promptly regift
Politely ask for the receipt
Get angry and tell them that a true friend should know them well enough to pick the right thing
You stumble in the street. Not a full face-plant but you have to run a few feet to keep yourself from falling. What now?
Laugh aloud to communicate to nearby people that you take this kind of thing in your stride.
Allow yourself to fall to the ground and be tended to by kind and gentle strangers
Continue as if nothing happened
Get the attention of everyone nearby and insist that as far as everyone is concerned, that did not happen
You realise your food hasn't arrived and it's been 40 minutes. What's the next step?
Sit tight and be patient
Throw glances to the waiter to non-verbally communicate your hunger and impatience
Call the waiter over and check the order's been processed
Make a scene and insist this meal is on the house
Threaten to make a scene and insist this meal is on the house
Make a scene and leave, loudly declaring the fact that you won't be coming here again
Your drinking buddy is going teetotal. What do you do?
Say 'fair enough' and leave it at that
Say 'fair enough' and start thinking who else you can hang out with
Grill them as to why, trying to convince them to return to their old ways
Tell them life's too short for that kind of behaviour
You grab the last bag of pasta in the supermarket at the very same time as another shopper. What now?
Allow them to have it
Ask them if there's any reason they deserve this pasta more than you do in an attempt to work out who needs it most
Glare and grab
Lie and say you're desperate for this: you've got an entire extended Italian family coming round this evening
They snatch it; you snatch it back. A tug of war ensues.