Stop what you're doing: Kim Kardashian has KFC platform Crocs

The reality monolith has some new kicks, and they're pretty gross...

1y ago

Earlier this week, news broadcasters around the world were aghast. Like a well trained air squadron they scrambled to spread the news with the world. They put the Coronavirus epidemic on hold, and told political correspondents to pipe down about Biden vs Bernie. This is because Kim Kardashian has got herself some new shoes, and by golly they're divisive.

Kim posted a video to her Instagram story with some KFC inspired Crocs. The platform base represents a bucket, and the beige colour represents the fried chicken we all know and love. There's even a dangly bit of chicken. Nice! These curious crocs come in two varieties. There is a pair of typical Crocs, which you'll be able to buy in the spring, and there is a pair of platform Crocs, saved for the chosen few like Kim.

Kim called the shoes "amazing," and mentioned how pleased she was that KFC is testing out plant-based Beyond Meat fried chicken. This is because Kim is a part-time vegan:

“I always eat vegan when I’m home. I went out and had KFC recently and it was amazing, but I don’t really eat meat all the time,” she said.

Thrilling stuff, I know. But whether Kim is munching on meat or feasting on falafel, you can bet she'll be repping these fresh crepes on her tutsies. Many have said they find the shoes inexplicably fetching, perhaps a demonstration of how arbitrary, gimmicky and yet somehow banal fashion has become.

What are your thoughts on this important development from the land of Hollywood?

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Comments (13)

  • The dangly bit of chicken... it’s a step too far 🍗🤢

      1 year ago
  • This will soon be all we have left to eat if Coronavirus has its way

      1 year ago
  • This looks like a fashion trend .... chicken shoes. Fancy!

      1 year ago
  • Wow that girl needs to throw our her make up and get a life

      1 year ago
  • As if vanilla Crocs weren’t terrible enough 🤮

      1 year ago