(Super) Model Service

Restaurant Review: 34 Mayfair

1y ago

Oh wow oh wow - the moment take the first step onto the pavement you are greeted by a sparking leopard with ruby red eyes smirking at you. Yes indeed, first impressions do count and with the windswept arrival you encounter, without question, you know with service like this; you know this evening is going to be one to remember. Before you know it a well heeled gentleman opens the tall, heavy entrance for you and bang - you’re into the lush, plumped spectre of 34.

Go here if you are cash rich & time rich. This is a place where you really need to marinate in your seat to soak in the atmosphere. Immediate you smell the air of excellent conversation, diamond deals and giggling media friendly in-jokes. You feel one of the pride. You are the pride. With or without the blue tick. You'll be saying stuff it, lets have another espresso martini before you can count to 34...

Whisked To a table with grace - handed the menu which is nicely leather bound and heavy, every dish makes you smile. But the stand outs from our meal were the lobster mac & cheese - and the finest champagne from glasses that had been moulded around the shape of Kate Moss’ breasts. I kid you not...

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Comments (4)

  • So they charge for wine by the cup size? Sorry I didn't say that out loud did I?

      1 year ago
    • Lol! No, by the bottle or glass I believe. Next time I go I’ll ask ;)

        1 year ago
  • What’s the purple thing in that plate?

    Waffles and bacon are a perfect combo 👌

      1 year ago
    • High end bacon and pancakes - can’t go wrong! Purple stuff is posh coleslaw 🤷🏾‍♂️😅

        1 year ago