Ok, the rules of this game are very simple.
If you ever find yourself in an American Diner having breakfast you must very simply state your order. And you win if the waitress doesn't have to ask you anything after you've ordered your dish.
Now there's a catch because you cannot simply say "Hi I'd like some eggs please". It's a lot more complicated than that.
Here's how it normaly goes:
"Hi could I have some eggs please?"
"Scrambled, omelete, or sunny side up?"
"What sort of potatoes would you like; homefires, fries, hashbrowns, or corned-beef hash?"
"Would you like sausage or bacon?"
"Would you like toast?"
"Would you like; Whole-grain, multigrain, whole-wheat, gluten-free, or white bread?"
"White bread please"
"Would you like butter or marmalade?
"Also would you like some coffee?"
"And would you like Decaf?
"Milk or sugar"
Now your challenge is to go into a good old boys American Diner and order yourself breakfast in one go.