The easy way to make a Big Mac pizza
As if 2020 wasn’t salty enough.
The two biggest vices in life are McDonald’s and pizza – well, apart from about a billion other things.
Choosing which of the two you prefer can be an incredibly arduous challenge, like having to decide between losing your 100th game of FIFA in a row and giving your girlfriend some attention. Now though, like an angel from Heaven, a TikTok hero has invented a method of combining the two.
Please rejoice at the news of a Big Mac pizza that has been developed after decades of advanced scientific research by Ryan Parkins. There are definitely a couple of Nobel Peace Prizes in the post.
It turns out that the creation is basically as fatty and greasy as you would imagine. It comprises two giant pizza bases coated with Big Mac sauce, cheese and beef burgers that sandwich a combination of lettuce and gherkins within. No details have been provided of the calorie count, but it is likely to induce instant death.
Essentials for the Big Mac aspect were purchased from a local McDonald's.
Ingredients
- a pre-made pizza base (or flour, yeast, oil and water if making one from scratch)
- eight McDonald’s beef burgers
- one cup each of Big Mac sauce, pickles, lettuce and grated cheese
Instructions
- Use the flour, yeast, oil and water to make the dough, flattening it into two individual circles
- Cover each base with Big Mac sauce and put four burgers on top of each one. Cover both bases with cheese
- Put the bases in the oven until they are hard. When completed, remove them from the oven and place the gherkins and lettuce on top of one base
- Place the other base on top of that to create a sandwich and slice the whole thing into four sections
The experiment cost Parkins £9.89 – certainly cheaper than pigging out on separate takeaways. Despite the creation clearly being a new dawn of fast-food wonderments, no comment has yet been published by McDonald’s about when the mighty Big Mac pizza will be rolled out at its stores.
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Comments (10)
@Fulana Food Burgler and my statement is why would anyone want to eat McDonald's. I do love pizza though. 😁
Agree 😁!
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Interesting What is your statement Burger God? 😁
I am also expecting an official statement. 😆