- T​here were three Flavours.

T​he worst Hard Seltzer I have ever tried

T​hey all tasted like dry White Wine.

8w ago
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A​ while ago, I made it my 'Mission' to try out all the Hard Seltzers I could get my Hands on here in Germany. So far, most have been kinda disappointing at best and disgusting at when it came to the worst.

L​ast Week, I did discover a German Version though, and I thought that a real Winery might actually have what it takes to make a good Seltzer. Boy, was I wrong.

P​each Mint.

P​each Mint.

A​s with pretty much all of the Seltzers I tried, except for the first one, there were three supposedly distinct Flavours available at the Supermarket where I bought the Beverage. Those were Peach Mint, Coconut Mango and Lime Mandarin.

O​riginally, I had anticipated the last one to be my favourite, and so I decided to start testing with the first Flavour in my List, Peach Mint.

C​oconut Mango.

C​oconut Mango.

S​o I tried a sip of Peach Mint. And all I tasted was dry White Wine. There was no distinguishable Flavour other than that. So I also tried Cocnut Mango and Lime Mandarin hoping for different results.

I​ got more disappointed with every swig I took. Turns out, all those Hard Seltzers just tasted like dry White Wine.

N​ow that could very well have been on me, but I found it disheartening nonetheless. Especially since I really do not like dry Wine. I prefer mine a bit more sweet and fruity, if I even like it at all.

L​ime Mandarin. The most disappointing Flavour.

L​ime Mandarin. The most disappointing Flavour.

E​ven worse, I was kinda looking forward to Lime Mandarin, as I usually do like that Combination of citrusy Fuits. But again, I could not find any distinct Flavour, no matter how much I tried. In the End, more than half of my three Can Haul ended up flowing down the drain.

I​ really was that disappointed. I also have kinda lost hope to find any good Hard Seltzers. And I can not get White Claw to try that one. It is just too expensive, and I can only buy whole Cases of the Stuff. And I will not do that without having tried the Drink beforehand.

T​here is one Thing I can say though: I will not be actively looking for Hard Seltzers anymore. Mission Failed.

(​Do try this Seltzer if you want to. I do not like it, but maybe you do.)

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Comments (6)

  • I don't blame you for giving up

      2 months ago
    • Me neither. I blame the fad.

        2 months ago
    • It will not make it long. The people I know that started drinking them have now give up on it.

        2 months ago
  • Thank you for your dedication.

      2 months ago
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