This quiz will tell you what you want to be eating right now

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Firstly, how hungry are you right now?

  • I'm positively fading. I don't know why I went on a food app at this stage
  • Meh, I could eat, but I could equally just keep watching The Originals without getting up
  • I'm up for something light; something refreshing
  • I don't know what I'm capable of at the moment. I need someone to tell me
  • I want sushi
  • I'm not starving, but I could eat
  • Yeah nah, I just had a big dinner

Are you in the mood for savoury or sweet?

  • Sweet, unlike my current mood
  • Savoury
  • It's literally this quiz's job to tell me
  • I want sushi

What piece of music do you feel like listening to right now?

  • Dance me to the end of Love - Leonard Cohen
  • Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey
  • Levitating - Dua Lipa
  • My Hometown - Bruce Springsteen
  • Chiquitita- ABBA
  • Rasputin - Boney M
  • Country Gardens - Percy Granger
  • The Lark Ascending - Vaughn Williams
  • Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, on loop
  • Back in Black - AC/DC
  • Africa - TOTO
  • I could use some accordion busking in tango key about now
  • My name is Ben Welham and I don't listen to music

Which of these is the worst ingredient in your stuff?

  • Coffee notes, ugh
  • Anything green
  • Meat
  • I want sushi
  • Seafood. The sea is full of fish wee and rubbish and I can tell
  • Paté. Glorified slime
  • Chocolate, believe or not

Choose a car.

  • An old Rolls-Royce
  • A sporting Dacia
  • A Bugatti Chiron
  • This option looks suitably SUSHI
  • A CAMARO HELL YEAH BORTHER
  • A pink Cadillac from the '50s
  • A practical, smart, four-door BMW

What do you feel like doing right now?

  • Playing COD, uninterrupted
  • Literally nothing, but browsing FoodTribe and EATING SOMETHING
  • I want to sit amongst my olive trees in the backyard and read a book
  • I want to have a heap of friends over and watch movies
  • To be sitting on the jetty, watching the sea turn from azure to amber
  • Literally nothing, but eating MY FAVOURITE THING
  • Browsing markets and boutique clothing stores in some vibey city
  • I want to be going out with my besties + we haven't planned the rest
  • I literally just to be eating sushi

Last question: pick your favourite vibe

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  • I WANT SUSHI

Pick a drink for right now

  • A deep red claret
  • Shots
  • Your favourite punchy stout
  • An espresso
  • A mug of hot chocolate with Lindt flakes
  • A bacon and vanilla milkshake
  • A peppermint tea
  • Some of your homemade lemonade
  • A Coke would hit different right now
  • Saké to go with my sushi of course

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