Time to cook something
This makes me giggle
Now I am old and listen to Radio 4 on the Beeb. A while back, there was a farce about a food writer, he was often mistaken for a chef. Was called 'In and Out of the Kitchen'
He always managed to get a recipe in, though the real writer, Miles Jupp, would only say that they 'might work'.
So at the risk of copyright infringement here is one of his recipes.