WATCH: a small packet of condensed Oh Cook!
Would be a massive hit in the clubs - if they were open.
This magnum opus comes from the dashing digital imagination of Dave Wol, also known for his 'Cheese' re-mix.
It is to Oh Cook! what a jar of ready made paste is to chicken jalfrezi: quicker, more convenient, and amounting to the same thing.
Says Wol, speaking from behind an enormous pair of shades, 'James pretty much speaks in rap. Or he does by the time I've finished with him.'
But Amazon's Jeff Bezos struck a more cautious note: 'We need to be careful with this sort of thing. If we let this Wol guy loose on The Grand Tour, the next special would only be about 30 seconds long. Then again…'
Dave Wol was sippen' on gin 'n' juice, and unavailable for comment.