Watch Netflix, eat pizza and get paid

Ideal worlds really do exist.

James Lewis posted in Pizza
5w ago

It’s important to have dreams. Mine mostly revolve around excess consumption of cheesecake, but normal people do actually have proper ambitions such as buying a house, getting married and achieving a perfect job.

That last option can be a difficult one to choose. Sure, being an astronaut would be thrilling, but wouldn’t it be easier to simply become a billionaire? Or even a genie?

Thankfully, idealistic worries about the ridiculous paths that careers could take are finally over as a result of a new offering that involves devouring copious slices of pizza and indulging effortlessly in watching TV shows.

Internet gambling site BonusFinder is currently advertising the highly prestigious role of “professional binge watcher”, which is someone who – with gusto and determination – will sit around for hours on end eating pizza and watching Netflix. How fortunate we are that such a popular hobby is now a job.

Of course, such a gruelling role doesn’t come without substantial responsibilities. The successful applicant will be specifically tasked with watching three popular Netflix shows while also trying out a variety of pizzas, thoroughly reviewing both the programmes and the food.

For the shows, judgement has to be passed on acting quality, cheesiness, storylines, suitability for “Netflix and chill” and overall satisfaction. On the other hand, the pizzas require a comprehensive grilling on taste, texture, gooeyness, appearance and cost.

Although the job is likely to attract a huge number of bids, the one winner will be paid $500 for their services – and even bag spending money to purchase the pizzas. Applications close on 12th February, so there’s still time to get your taste buds in shape.

Which three Netflix shows would you choose to review?

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Comments (6)

  • What a world we live in.

      1 month ago
  • I would be tempted to check into this...

      1 month ago
  • Excellent. I’ve been looking for a job and Tim Rodie is ignoring my emails.

      1 month ago
  • What a dull ‘job’ this is gonna be...! Everybody craving to get out again — and some poor bloke getting paid for STAYING INSIDE and getting even fatter...!! Yes, what a world we live in.

      1 month ago
  • Paid to watch free Netflix and eat free pizza doesn't seem like too bad a way to earn a few pennies

      1 month ago