What's the most pretentious name you can come up with for 'normal' food?

51w ago
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- It's very much supernoodles and beans!

Baked haricot beans with a tomato reduction, accompanied by rehydrated wheat strands in a beef jus. Inspired by the nonsense of the Great British Menu, we are now giving pretentious names to everything we eat. I want to hear your ideas for dishes too!

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  • Soup √† la tomate with ancient pot-set Greek yoghurt, garnished with bruised wild parsley.

    Or tomato soup with what I think was parsley from the garden.

      11 months ago
  • haloumi & potato Rosti married with Organic hens eggs lightly poached in acidulated water placed an a bed of saut√© baby spinach leaves and finished with cracked black pepper , Organic Butter and sea salt

      11 months ago
  • Teriyaki coated wheat strands served with tossed, pan fried, summer vegetables, topped with toasted sesame seeds

    AKA veg stir fry, featuring red pepper, tenderstem broccoli, sweet potato, and pine nuts.

      11 months ago
  • Served with a jus, comes with gravy

      11 months ago
  • 2 minute noodles and beans with bread chunks dunked in it sounds like a Young Ones recipe. Those were the days.

      11 months ago
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