Mechanic and Former Recovery Driver.
Currently driving large boxes with wheels that people pay to sit in.
I'm the best there is at what I do, but what do I'm not that good at.
This controversial opinion could get me murdered by a Highlander unless they like the recipe at the bottom
These are the reason I've gained a stone. I'm surprised how well they turned out.
Made from leftovers and utterly gorgeous.
Was either this or eat my own leg... god it was good
There should be photos of the finished product... but I ate the lot
Found in the back of my Fridge, it's an original recipe and a over a year out of date... and it's all mine!
A bigger disaster than Brexit and more important to resolve
Mugshots and Doritos are brilliant survival food... because they last forever